Heiji slid a hand along the brim of his baseball cap. "Not a P.I. yourself, huh? That's too bad! I got family over for the month, so obviously I gotta run all over London showin' 'em around. They wanna see everything -- the swans, Big Ben, the Thames... plus that one platform from them books about the wizard.

"That, and I got another job with a bunch of nutty coworkers. It pays better, I guess."