Well here's a new situation for him to deal with. Eames waves a dismissive hand at the laughing salesman, (guess he's not getting that ottoman after all,) and turns to give his accidental victim his full attention.

He gives her a look up and down, assessing the extent of the damage. "Could be worse, eh?" He pulls a handkerchief out of his pocket and offers it to her with an apologetic smile, "could've been paint."