"I hope it doesn't try anythin' with me. My obituary is not going t'read 'eaten by a giant house'." Was it tactless to be discussing death with a ghost? Possibly. Then again, Cooper didn't have much in the way of manners. "That would just be too humiliating."

He gives her a polite-looking nod in lieu of being able to do anything like shake hands. "Call me Cooper. That's not worth much either 'less you're in Islington territory."

OOC: It's all good. I'm slow like the turtle anyway!