"'Back in my day there wasn't s'much serious talk that didn't come at th'end of a sword; there was a time and a place for all merry-makin' that suited our youthful spirits. You need t'learn to live like I did'." The accent is heavy-handed and put on stronger than Cooper's but is otherwise a disturbingly good copy.

"... don't worry about me. I've never been very good at acting my age and if there's a chance of it reversing it'll happen naturally."