In a less serious situation, he'd make a joke about how he wouldn't trust himself either, but as it is he has to fight himself not to roll his eyes as if that's the biggest problem with all this.

"What if I cursed him?" Eames suggests it flippantly, mostly because the idea's only just ocurred to him as he goes to sit back next to Arthur, "made it so he couldn't hit you. Maybe then you two could talk your shit out."

She'll say no, he already knows..