Ugh. He pulls a face, because there's not really a good way for him to defend himself. There's a lot of damning evidence out there.

But he tries anyway. "Okay, well, I don't start it most of the time." Some of the time would be more accurate... And he definitely didn't start the mess that kicked off his anonymity-forever lifestyle, but that's a can of worms there. Worms and coffee never go together.