"Maybe an IV would work," he says as he stands and finally shuffles over for coffee. Poor Laura. He doesn't mean to tease her with drinks she can't have, but he's got to look out for himself too, okay.

As he proceeds to noisily set himself up, he pauses for a second and gives her a weird look. "I was 18 like fuckin' forever ago." Jesus, how young does she think he is? His age is fine, it's just that all of the other information on his ID tends to be bogus... For reasons.