Oh, Laura. Her geekiness is rewarded with a sudden laugh. "Okay, nerd." Look who the fuck is talking.

"I think I'm gonna start wowing everybody by showin' 'em how great I am at snagging drinks." That's the way to start this competition off on the right foot. With a smirk and a slightly glittery-handed wave, he slips through the surrounding crowd and begins the hunt for Sucker #1.