If Desmond gives him more fish, will this mean Mogget will let him win if they're matched up against each other? Probably not, since cats aren't the type to feel they owe anyone anything, but he's going to sigh and flick him another piece of salmon anyway.

"Probably not if the point of competing was to win," Desmond agrees, glancing around. "In fact, I'm not sure I understand the point of this whole thing. Bragging rights? Bonding over making fun of whoever they could talk into this?"